Pizza Hater

The Church of the Pizza Haters has come a long way from its heath activist origins. Its members are zealots that would stop at nothing in order to destroy pizza in all of its manifestations. Pizza delivery personnel tends to be beaten senseless by the representatives of the church or indoctrinated with the same hatred. A pizza hater would run after a delivery person, waving their Holy Hate Bible and yelling for the delivery person to repent. Huh. Hmm... ok, so then the Church of the Pizza Haters did NOT come a long way from its heath activist origins.

Some of the Pizza Haters have come around to the ways of the pizza and have ordered it in the past. This is done very discretely as the Pizza Haters community is prone to witch-hunting and witch-burning their own for being seduced by the "fowl powers".